a hangover you don't deserve... or did you?

some days are like sticky frosting on a really hot summer day, in some really crummy camp. they are agonizingly long and make you feel kinda icky. its one of these days that make you think, the only thing that could make this any worse is if i was allowed to drink alcohol and i was hung over. its these days that make you ask yourself, what did i do to deserve this? oh why why why cruel world, what could i ever possibly done to deserve this agonizing day? its these days that make you sad when they don't give you a straight answer back, instead they just hit you with more karma. well lets reflect. if you are me, and you are wondering if you deserve this, hmmmm... think back for a moment. did you stay up exteremly late last night? yes. did you have to go through a time change? yes. is it a wednesday? yes. did you go and make your sister really ticked at you? of course.
well if you are me, and you had one of these crummy camper days, then you totally deserved it. the hours that just drag by are punishment. from whom; i have no clue. if i did i would likely give them a piece of my mind (and my fist) but hey until i meet them, i will have to endure these days, as do the rest of you.
if this totally bummed you out, i offer my extreme apologies.
i suggest you take a nice long shower.
i also advise you to drink warm fluids, such as hot chocolate, or tea.
then i would inform you to go to sleep.
if that doesnt help, being knocked unconcious also works.
*warning results after waking up after the latter may vary. side effects may be painful, such as large bruises to the head, various aching body parts, or mild to severe bleeding*