Valentines Day Idiots

Why is being single such a problem?!
I mean come ON you LIFELESS LOSERS!!
Come on now that's just sad if I'M saying that, ME who has no life.
All these freaking wimps who have no significant other sitting at home with a tub of Ben & Jerry's are so dumb.
It's like they think that wallowing in self pity will make them more appealing to other people.
When really if an attractive person were to ask them out whilst they were in the middle of watching the last song with a tub of cookies and cream...

Well i can almost guarantee you will probably spend the next two valentine's days the same way.

Get over yourself people.
Go freakin exercise or something